Jurassic Jungle Boat Ride

Driving down the strip in Pigeon Forge, we spotted what looked like a really cool attraction. It was the Jurassic Jungle Boat and it looks really neat from the outside. MT was a little apprehensive about it, but we assured her that it was similar to the Scooby Doo tunnel ride at Six Flags; a little dark, maybe a little spooky but nothing scary, it is just dinosaurs, no biggie. TB was pretty excited about it because he had done nothing but talk about Dinosaur World (another review coming up soon) so this was like a preview of a later event for him.

The outside of the building had a few small dinosaurs that moved a little but nothing too intense. We asked about whether people would get wet on the ride and if it was scary and were assured that there might be a splash of water and that it was absolutely not scary. We paid the $13 per adult and hopped on the boat. Our first clue that all was not as it seemed should have been the fact that the "tourists" standing and checking out the ride, were actually mannequins.

The ride started and the first thing that happened was all the lights went off. Not a happy beginning but then some ground lights came on and there was an innocent looking plant eating dinosaur. Just as everyone was looking in that direction, the music changed and the lights came on on the other side, to show a meat eater stalking the plant eater. Pretty standard dinosaur stuff. The boat continued on, into further blackness, were suddenly something that looked like a mutant saber tooth tiger leapt out of the wall above the heads of the people on the right side of the boat (including TB). By this time, the kids were both pretty scared but we assured them that it was ok and nothing would hurt them. As we continued through the hurky jerky ride, in near total darkness, we encountered larger and scarier "dinosaurs", most of which looked nothing like dinosaurs. Several looked more like winged demons. At one point, you encounter a small dinosaur who spits water on the boat, you continue along to encounter giant snakes, spiders, a larger spitting dinosaur who splashes some foul water in the faces of the most of the boat and a gigantic "pterodactyl" who seems to be commanding minions to attack boats of people. The final moments of the ride involve the boat pulling up to the exit doors and then rising up on a lift until you feel like you are about to tip over. Once your boat is several feet in the air, a large dinosaur head pops out o the wall near your head and sticks out it's forked tongue and roars for what felt like minutes.

About the time we hit the small spitter (not quite halfway through the ride) both kids were completely terrified. They were both sobbing and crying and TB had his head buried in my side with both hands clamped over his eyes and begged me to cover his ears. By the time we finally made it to the car, he was mess and cried most of the way back to the hotel and talked about how scary it was the whole rest of the trip.

Overall, this ride was terrible. It cost too much, it wasn't fun or interesting for the adults, it terrified the kids and it was terribly maintained. Several of the creatures had holes, a lot of the lighting didn't work properly, etc. This attraction gets 1 star and I recommend you stay far far away from it should you have the opportunity to visit Pigeon Forge.